Directions Psychiatrist - Sarcastic Version
One of my interests has always been simple artificial intelligences.
One of the first popular ones was a simple 'psychiatrist' call ELIZA.
In the course of developing a more sophisticated AI I ran across this
old favourite. So if you are tired of the stock markets take a seat
on the couch and talk to a rather nasty sarcastic version of Eliza.
I'd like to thank Travis Crawford for providing the free source code.
My version is based on the logic of his data files and entirely
rewritten in Perl. Just remember Eliza is not a even smart enough to
ask for a salary so don't take what she says too seriously.

